get on with it!

I'm telling you don't do it, no kidding don't ..oh you did didn't you , couldn't help it could you , you just had to go ahead and do it
Look at the mess you've made now , its all over the place and you are sat in it as well, why do they allways sit in it?

I'm not cleaning this mess up you realise, no not doing it you are going to have to clean this one up all by yourself , last time you did this it took 2 weeks of scrubbing to get this place cleaned up.

Now you have gone and done it again , I'm not happy you know
I want this place cleaned up by tommorrow at the latest , you hear me
What was that ? Did I hear sorry? Don't think I did you know , you do know how to say the word don't you its not that difficult.

Look I've had enough of you, this had better be cleaned up next time I look or you won't play in here agian
What you don't realise, this isn't just your area you have messed up , its not mine either it belongs to everyone and I want to see you down on your hands and knees scrubbing this place clean , not for me for everyone else
You haven't just let me down but everyone else as well , we aren't happy not one bit

Now get on with it!

I'm posting this here as well so it will cross post too blogger/multiply

Mothers and sisters

Only got one mother and one sister (TG for that)
my sister my little big sister whos only 5' 3" but 12 years older than me is a nut job
My poor mother was going insane with her around , I mean look ok she cleaned up and dusted for mum who doesn't dust or vaccuum like ever , my dad used to do that and since he's been sick mums had a cleaner come in but the cleaner was organised via the nursing home so seeing as my dad is longer there no cleaner
Thing is right my sister cleaned the furniture and dusted alright but no kidding you should have seen the kitchen floor , think it was polenta from the "thing" she was making I dunno what it was some kind of flat bread with no taste at all anyway most of it was on the floor
Still trying to get my head around her new hubbie ok so he's Indian and a Muslim that doesn't worry me he's very quiet and has no idea what you are saying half the time but he's only 36 years old that's younger than me, she's old enough to be his mother
Poor little bugga didn't get his dinner till 8pm the other night even though he's Muslim you should have seen his eyes light up when mum offered to get pizza for dinner but my sister says "but I'm cooking" this was at 6pm only took her another 2 hours for the food to arrive Mum had cooked for herself by then
Oh my sister keeps hiding stuff on mum as well , ok not exactly hiding but putting stuff away in the wrong places I was chasing her around and putting them back were they should go
Yes mum does need organising and I could have stayed another week down there , see that's what I used to do for mum clean the fridge out tidy cupboards that kind of thing not move stuff or make more mess
See I lived with mum and dad for longer than she did I got married at 19 and that's when I moved out only moving up the road , my sister stayed in England when we moved to Australia she was 17-18 , came to OZ when she was 24 but didn't live long in mum and dads house
I've lived with them longer I KNOW where stuff goes , even though mum has moved house the "things" are still in the same places you don't move stuff or mum can't find it and if you make mess you clean it up or its still there next time.

I think my sister will be ending up a little shorter soon because mum is going to whop her on the head with the frying pan

For my dad

My dad

He stands with his hands on his hips

He’s slightly stooped

He coughs from the coal dust of many years ago

Thin and grey now

But I remember a tall middle aged man

Who would sit me on his lap and let me stroke his fine black hair

Already starting to grey a little by the time I was born

That’s my dad

A great grand father

Like his clock

Tall but slightly battered through travels of many countries

But now my dad has Parkinson’s his hands wobble

He has trouble moving

His clock a great, great grandfather of a clock will outlast him

Like it has other generations of our family

It outlasts him now ... my dad just died

This is Multiply not Myspace

As a girl on my contacts list says "Some people just don't get Multiply"
which they don't of course they treat it like MySpace glitter this and music that adding everyone they can get their hands on
You know how many invites she gets in an hour? At least 3 or 4 not per day not per week but per HOUR , same with me sometimes I've gotten a few at a time even been pressing the decline button and theres another one popped up.
You know why I decline ? You read what it says on my page .... you have well they haven't
See what happens is this I post on somewhere like Customised Themes they see my post come up and they don't even look at the post just click my headshot and invite
They don't care who I am, don't even know I don't speak their language just straight out invite
What am I a thing to collect... listen I don't care if I haven't got 1 million friends this is Multiply not Myspace there is no popularity competition here
You know I happened to get on the top 20 MySpace most popular blogs once how or why I have no idea but I did, was nominated for best blog on 360 as well (Aussie 360) AND won a Cherry award but this is Multiply not Myspace or 360
I keep my friends list low and my group participation high I like it like that
don't count numbers or page views either lets see what have I got
viewed 6186 times by 2961 people since Nov 16, 2007
Had to go look because I NEVER look ..honestly I don't care to look

Don't need a pile of teenage girls on my list either Micheal wouldn't mind your invites though he's a teenage boy I'm not I'm 40+ years old
My own daughter is 18 don't think I need to be mother to a pile more teenage girls they make too much mess for a start

So yeah do you think some people think that Multiply is a version of Myspace or a more glittery HTML enabled version of 360 because I sure do

someone make me a coffee please

anyone? don't care if it's cold ..actually yeah I do BRB then if you ain't gonna make me one I'll get it me self

Now that's just great that is now me jama pants are falling down ..thanks
should tie em up huh ..would be easier they wouldn't fall down then
I still got some chocolate left ... you know the fruit and NUT chocolate the one that "may contain peanuts" like *doh* really I should hope it does its fruit and nut chocolate what else would be in it..flipping oysters?
OWW now that I hate straight out the fridge the chocolates too hard annoying that is I don't need to be shoving 4 squares of choc in my mouth all at once..break will ya.
mmmanymay mits gong mow
whoops sorry about that can't talk with choc in mouth

So what you doing up at what 2.48am eating chocolate you ask? Well the big furry fing has a "Man Cold" oh lordy, lordy when he ain't snoring he's coughing, when he ain't coughing he's sniffing and all the time moaning .. men they are wimps its a cold for flips sake get ya own lemon drink ..ok complain when I make ya one then ..oh it won't hurt ya it's not poison its got honey lemon and water in it, no you don't sniff it with a scrunched up face you drink it
You would think I was trying to force it down his throat or I'd put what some *shock* Vegemite in it ... he don't like Vegemite ... I know weird huh he's born here he's more Aussie than me and he don't like it something very wrong there I recon
Anyway he's snoring ..sounds like a chain saw cross steam train cross jackhammer he keeps me awake all night is moaning all day so you wonder why I'm so tired
You know what I almost did before almost posted a theme on a group that doesn't do themes whoops ..that's what ya get when ya tired
You can tell can't ya I talk too much when I'm over tired.. don't I yep yep I do.. ok I'll shut up now and yes I know spull chuck befour posting

Its all white

I was told I must blog ..apparently I haven't been blogging well I've been busy haven't I
look see I've been painting

I painted the Gnomes all 7 and Snow White



I painted pots

I've painted the lions ..second one is peeking out from behind the plants
No I'm not going to paint the ceramic glazed pots ..I'm crazy but I'm not silly I don't paint over glazed ceramics

I even painted the table ..well it ended up with paint on it so kinda had too

So see I've been painting, I painted by hands, I painted my clothes and I painted the grass too :-D

If you look in the wheelbarrow you will see old rusty paint cans they are going to the dump but some had paint in them, and well couldn't waste it could I
but first I had to get the lids off of course the only ones that I could get the lids off were cans containing blue and white paint ..I went with white the blue even though it drys all nice and shiny is oil based and is a devil to clean up and well I just get paint everywhere so water based is better for my clothes is ok for Gnomes ( I know they are Dwarfs) though

Think I got paint in my hair as well it's a bit hard to tell though ..is that white paint or grey hair??

Classic

What is a classic?
A classic TV show that is, see we sit down in front of the TV and the cable TV puts on these so called "classic" TV shows ...Everyone Loves Raymond and The Nanny
Now as far as I'm concerned a classic TV show is something like say Land of the Giants or I love Lucy
A classic should be at least 20 years old at least, now either the people who work at the cable TV station are like 3 years old or something or they have no idea what "Classic" means

What is your favourite classic TV show so I can email these young pups and tell them what shows really are classics

Yes I made that image ...its supposed to be a theme but so far all I've got is that image.

Does anyone.....

Watch American Idol?

Anyone?
Someone?
I wanna know who won/wins AI 7
The only reason they are showing it here at all is because there's a pseudo Aussie in it, he's not of course wouldn't be on the show if he was you have to be a US citizen to be on it..so he ain't Aussie is he, the bloke don't even have a proper Aussie accent.

Ok so its so totally fake and boring ..no boring isn't the word more like drawn out OMG do they go on and on and on I could cut every episode down to 20 minutes.
Anyway does anyone know who wins? We are a bit slow here you know I haven't even seen the second series of Lost yet or the third of Prison Break and they are showing AI

Am I racist?

You tell me

I mean look I don't hate anyone ...
well ok I dislike "snooty" people who think they know everything when they don't.
I don't like people with an "I'm better than you" attitude.
Or folks who jump to conclusions or accuse me of something that I've never done (like the guy next door accusing our dog of attacking his goose..goose is now gone from his yard wasn't our dog.. no apologies from him yet)
Religious "pushers" I can't stand, God is everywhere I don't need Him pushed up my nose, nor can I stand a religion that persecutes women and makes them cover up, its no wonder their men goggle at any "female" skin they see ..they've never seen any before
And repeaters, seen it, heard it shut up already.

I think tattoos are cool, bikers are great, the guy in the bread shop still can't say my name even after 5 years but hey I'm getting used to being called Flan
Cuddly people are wonderful, mines a bit furry as well though

I've never said the "N" word or the "C" word at anyone, can't say them won't say them

I never even thought about Obama being the "race" he is ..what ever that is it doesn't matter too me anyway he won't be my president and its polices that matter, he could be green for all I care. Only "race" he is in is the political one.

I grew up watching a damn sexy woman on a TV show, first woman to have a major role sure she wore a short skirt but all the woman on that show did, one of the other stars wore pointy ears too ... I liked the short skirt ..the ears I'm not sure of.
That same show dealt with "race" once, a planet where one half was persecuted for being white on the left and black on the right or was it the other way around? Doesn't matter the point of that episode proved it didn't matter the colour of your skin you are all the same

We are all people underneath, we all bleed red blood all descended from the same two people or apes which ever way you want to call it ... I'm a firm believer in both actually and yes you can have both.

So am I or aren't I?

Its 5.30am

Thank you very much
see that 5.30AM!

I am still in a pissy mood, ok, ok so there is a Lebanon in the US but dang it all that was NOT the Lebanon being discussed







Lebanon , officially the Republic of Lebanon or Lebanese Republic, is a small, predominantly mountainous country in Western Asia, on the eastern shore of the Mediterranean Sea.
The Mediterranean is a sea of the Atlantic Ocean almost completely enclosed by land: on the north by Europe, on the south by Africa, and on the east by Asia.
Asia is the world's largest and most populous continent. It covers 8.6% of the Earth's total surface area (or 29.4% of its land area) and, with almost 4 billion people, it contains more than 60% of the world's current human population.
Asia is traditionally defined as part of the landmass of Eurasia
Eurasia is a large landmass covering roughly 53,990,000 km² which is 10.6 percent of the surface of the Earth. Sometimes considered a single continent, Eurasia comprises the geo-political areas of Europe and Asia,
--sources Wilkapedia

That Lebanon ..the one on the other side of the world
NOT the Lebanon in Ohio **rolls eyes**
Do we know where Lebanon is now?
Question is did anyone look up Parkes ?
Not North Parkes USA not Walter Parkes producer of Twister(1996)
Parkes NSW .. oh never mind just go rent The Dish

Oh and just a note don't call me narrow minded when you are yourself or imply that I am stupid when you don't even know where Lebanon is .
I'm not often on a rant these days but no kidding narrow minded, blinker wearing people p*ss me off big time
See the big picture ..go rent The Dish

Brainwashing? Try some toilet paper

My country is the best
My country is the most excellent
No other country is better than mine
We are bigger stronger and more powerful than any other country
We smell better than anyone else
Our country wins wars all by itself
Our country is the best and the biggest in the world

Say those over and over, salute your flag every day

Be brainwashed but remember the rest of the world is laughing at you

You use more paper than the rest of the world "The pentagon uses, on average, about 666 rolls of toilet paper every day."-source Wilkapedia, use more energy than the rest of the world and don’t care about the environment or your own starving countrymen.
Bigheaded, pigheaded and full of it …it’s no wonder your country is in the top 10 users of toilet paper in the entire world.

Your country isn’t bigger than any other country its not less racist, it’s not more educated either, half of your country wouldn’t even know where to place the other half of it on a map never mind where the other continents are
You rely on the media to teach your children Spanish and numbers, ask someone in your country who on Seasame St teaches numbers they will tell you, ask them who the Prime Minister of France is they will say “What’s a prime minister?”

You say you are at “war” you don’t know what war is, have you or anyone you know had to shelter from gunfire everyday apart from the gunfire of your own? Have you ever had bombs dropped on you everyday for years? Two bombings on your soil do not make you a target for war, those where wakeup calls to a country that is so full of it, it doesn’t care unless provoked.

Facts are that the world is laughing, the world thinks you are greedy and obnoxious arrogant and rude, you as a country are not the world power that you think you are.
You are not, as a country out for peace the most peaceful countries in the world are far from you and its their countrymen and women that run your country they make your goods they make your clothes without them your country would fail miserably.

So what if you got to the moon first, without the Parkes telescope you wouldn’t have seen it broadcasted. You do know where that is don’t you?

I have a complaint

When I buy a chocolate biscuit (cookie) I want to eat the thing not have to hit it with a sledge hammer first.
The chocolate comes off all over my fingers, the actual biscuit itself is so hard that I can't bite it, would break my teeth on it if I tried
So I've been breaking one in half just so I can fit half in my mouth then have a drink of coffee to soften the half up.
Can't dip it in the coffee all the chocolate would come off in my coffee and I'd still be left with a hard tile like biscuit
I'm waiting for the rest of the packet to go stale they might be a bit softer then
I could use them to tile the floor I spose but chocolate coming off in between my toes isn't something I want I'd rather have the chocolate in my mouth

And no I am not going to just lick the chocolate off either and give the biscuit part to the dog ..might break the dogs teeth

These are NOT the ones in that picture ... these are no name brand ones and I'm not buying them again ..think they swapped them for house bricks at the factory

Price of fuel .. warning contains Math

Yesterday I bought 10 litres of fuel for the car, unleaded for the White Magna (its the FIL's)

Now that 10 litres of fuel cost me $15 with a 42 cent discount fuel voucher total was $14.62
or $3.95 for 3.79 litres (ONE US gallon)
Now that's still in AU money so let me convert that for you, it works out to $3.66 in US dollars or $3.66 per gallon

1 US gallon = 3.79 Litres
$1.44 AUD = $1.33618 USD

10 litres of fuel or 2.64 gallons of fuel cost me $13.95 in US money!


Now who exacly is paying more for fuel?
How many of you who live in the US pay $13 for two and a half gallons of fuel?

Don't know why you complain about the price ...your fuel prices are cheap!

I'm wearing a bucket

just a bucket
nothing else
its got flowers on it
you can put fish in it
or a sponge for cleaning things


Its 5am here
I need to sleep but can't
I lie in bed thinking
brain going million miles an hour
what can I do next
how can I do that
I sleep for a while then the phone rings
or the snoring wakes me
Shouldn't even be on here now
should be sleeping but I can't
too much to do
too much too think about
Old magazines
New desks
Tattoo's
Elephants and Spawn
Not looking at spoilers of Lost
Want to know who wins American Idol instead
Want to know why that judge on that show doesn't take a happy pill

Think I'll be seeing another sunrise soon
Which is good in a way
means I'm still alive

Tattoos

I want one ..
No seriously haven't got one always wanted one.. butterfly on my ankle if you must know

Thing is though this young lad I know (extended family) just got a tattoo on his arm and you know what the first words out of my mouth were? "Is it a stick on one?" because that is exactly what it looks like it looks like one of those stick on temporary ones looks like he's licked it stuck it in his left hand and gone plonk stuck it between his elbow and shoulder
It looks wrong, totally wrong ..wrong place for one
The nephew came over this morning and he's got the same tattoo ( must have been a job lot) but his is up higher on his arm just under his shoulder his doesn't look stuck on it looks cool
The other lad his just looks bad

I had my ears pierced 3 times in each ear by the time I was 14 , always wanted more but ran out of soft part on my ear, now of course I could get one up the top through the cartilage
Its fashion all these kids with piercings and I'm like yeah so I had six piercings in 1980
Back then of course if a boy had both ears pierced he was gay "left ear only" was straight guys ..is different now of course

Anyway back to tattoos but still about piercings is it the place that makes the tattoo look cool? The Nephew has an excellent Reaper on his left shoulder blade and an Iron Cross on his arm, his tattoos look cool, the other lad well I'll swear he doesn't like girls if it was 1980 he would have both ears pierced ..if his next one is a butterfly on his ankle I'll know for sure

Are there "girls" tattoos for girly places on the body and "manly" tattoos and places for men?