Brainwashing? Try some toilet paper

My country is the best
My country is the most excellent
No other country is better than mine
We are bigger stronger and more powerful than any other country
We smell better than anyone else
Our country wins wars all by itself
Our country is the best and the biggest in the world

Say those over and over, salute your flag every day

Be brainwashed but remember the rest of the world is laughing at you

You use more paper than the rest of the world "The pentagon uses, on average, about 666 rolls of toilet paper every day."-source Wilkapedia, use more energy than the rest of the world and don’t care about the environment or your own starving countrymen.
Bigheaded, pigheaded and full of it …it’s no wonder your country is in the top 10 users of toilet paper in the entire world.

Your country isn’t bigger than any other country its not less racist, it’s not more educated either, half of your country wouldn’t even know where to place the other half of it on a map never mind where the other continents are
You rely on the media to teach your children Spanish and numbers, ask someone in your country who on Seasame St teaches numbers they will tell you, ask them who the Prime Minister of France is they will say “What’s a prime minister?”

You say you are at “war” you don’t know what war is, have you or anyone you know had to shelter from gunfire everyday apart from the gunfire of your own? Have you ever had bombs dropped on you everyday for years? Two bombings on your soil do not make you a target for war, those where wakeup calls to a country that is so full of it, it doesn’t care unless provoked.

Facts are that the world is laughing, the world thinks you are greedy and obnoxious arrogant and rude, you as a country are not the world power that you think you are.
You are not, as a country out for peace the most peaceful countries in the world are far from you and its their countrymen and women that run your country they make your goods they make your clothes without them your country would fail miserably.

So what if you got to the moon first, without the Parkes telescope you wouldn’t have seen it broadcasted. You do know where that is don’t you?