someone make me a coffee please

anyone? don't care if it's cold ..actually yeah I do BRB then if you ain't gonna make me one I'll get it me self

Now that's just great that is now me jama pants are falling down ..thanks
should tie em up huh ..would be easier they wouldn't fall down then
I still got some chocolate left ... you know the fruit and NUT chocolate the one that "may contain peanuts" like *doh* really I should hope it does its fruit and nut chocolate what else would be in it..flipping oysters?
OWW now that I hate straight out the fridge the chocolates too hard annoying that is I don't need to be shoving 4 squares of choc in my mouth all at once..break will ya.
mmmanymay mits gong mow
whoops sorry about that can't talk with choc in mouth

So what you doing up at what 2.48am eating chocolate you ask? Well the big furry fing has a "Man Cold" oh lordy, lordy when he ain't snoring he's coughing, when he ain't coughing he's sniffing and all the time moaning .. men they are wimps its a cold for flips sake get ya own lemon drink ..ok complain when I make ya one then ..oh it won't hurt ya it's not poison its got honey lemon and water in it, no you don't sniff it with a scrunched up face you drink it
You would think I was trying to force it down his throat or I'd put what some *shock* Vegemite in it ... he don't like Vegemite ... I know weird huh he's born here he's more Aussie than me and he don't like it something very wrong there I recon
Anyway he's snoring ..sounds like a chain saw cross steam train cross jackhammer he keeps me awake all night is moaning all day so you wonder why I'm so tired
You know what I almost did before almost posted a theme on a group that doesn't do themes whoops ..that's what ya get when ya tired
You can tell can't ya I talk too much when I'm over tired.. don't I yep yep I do.. ok I'll shut up now and yes I know spull chuck befour posting