Saturday, March 29, 2008

Does anyone.....

Watch American Idol?

Anyone?
Someone?
I wanna know who won/wins AI 7
The only reason they are showing it here at all is because there's a pseudo Aussie in it, he's not of course wouldn't be on the show if he was you have to be a US citizen to be on it..so he ain't Aussie is he, the bloke don't even have a proper Aussie accent.

Ok so its so totally fake and boring ..no boring isn't the word more like drawn out OMG do they go on and on and on I could cut every episode down to 20 minutes.
Anyway does anyone know who wins? We are a bit slow here you know I haven't even seen the second series of Lost yet or the third of Prison Break and they are showing AI

Friday, March 21, 2008

Am I racist?

You tell me

I mean look I don't hate anyone ...
well ok I dislike "snooty" people who think they know everything when they don't.
I don't like people with an "I'm better than you" attitude.
Or folks who jump to conclusions or accuse me of something that I've never done (like the guy next door accusing our dog of attacking his goose..goose is now gone from his yard wasn't our dog.. no apologies from him yet)
Religious "pushers" I can't stand, God is everywhere I don't need Him pushed up my nose, nor can I stand a religion that persecutes women and makes them cover up, its no wonder their men goggle at any "female" skin they see ..they've never seen any before
And repeaters, seen it, heard it shut up already.

I think tattoos are cool, bikers are great, the guy in the bread shop still can't say my name even after 5 years but hey I'm getting used to being called Flan
Cuddly people are wonderful, mines a bit furry as well though

I've never said the "N" word or the "C" word at anyone, can't say them won't say them

I never even thought about Obama being the "race" he is ..what ever that is it doesn't matter too me anyway he won't be my president and its polices that matter, he could be green for all I care. Only "race" he is in is the political one.

I grew up watching a damn sexy woman on a TV show, first woman to have a major role sure she wore a short skirt but all the woman on that show did, one of the other stars wore pointy ears too ... I liked the short skirt ..the ears I'm not sure of.
That same show dealt with "race" once, a planet where one half was persecuted for being white on the left and black on the right or was it the other way around? Doesn't matter the point of that episode proved it didn't matter the colour of your skin you are all the same

We are all people underneath, we all bleed red blood all descended from the same two people or apes which ever way you want to call it ... I'm a firm believer in both actually and yes you can have both.

So am I or aren't I?



Its 5.30am







Thank you very much
see that 5.30AM!

I am still in a pissy mood, ok, ok so there is a Lebanon in the US but dang it all that was NOT the Lebanon being discussed







Lebanon
, officially the Republic of Lebanon or Lebanese Republic, is a small, predominantly mountainous country in Western Asia, on the eastern shore of the Mediterranean Sea.
The Mediterranean is a sea of the Atlantic Ocean almost completely enclosed by land: on the north by Europe, on the south by Africa, and on the east by Asia.
Asia is the world's largest and most populous continent. It covers 8.6% of the Earth's total surface area (or 29.4% of its land area) and, with almost 4 billion people, it contains more than 60% of the world's current human population.
Asia is traditionally defined as part of the landmass of Eurasia
Eurasia is a large landmass covering roughly 53,990,000 km² which is 10.6 percent of the surface of the Earth. Sometimes considered a single continent, Eurasia comprises the geo-political areas of Europe and Asia,
--sources Wilkapedia

That Lebanon ..the one on the other side of the world
NOT the Lebanon in Ohio **rolls eyes**
Do we know where Lebanon is now?
Question is did anyone look up Parkes ?
Not North Parkes USA not Walter Parkes producer of Twister(1996)
Parkes NSW .. oh never mind just go rent The Dish

Oh and just a note don't call me narrow minded when you are yourself or imply that I am stupid when you don't even know where Lebanon is .
I'm not often on a rant these days but no kidding narrow minded, blinker wearing people p*ss me off big time
See the big picture ..go rent The Dish

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Brainwashing? Try some toilet paper

My country is the best
My country is the most excellent
No other country is better than mine
We are bigger stronger and more powerful than any other country
We smell better than anyone else
Our country wins wars all by itself
Our country is the best and the biggest in the world

Say those over and over, salute your flag every day

Be brainwashed but remember the rest of the world is laughing at you

You use more paper than the rest of the world "The pentagon uses, on average, about 666 rolls of toilet paper every day."-source Wilkapedia, use more energy than the rest of the world and don’t care about the environment or your own starving countrymen.
Bigheaded, pigheaded and full of it …it’s no wonder your country is in the top 10 users of toilet paper in the entire world.

Your country isn’t bigger than any other country its not less racist, it’s not more educated either, half of your country wouldn’t even know where to place the other half of it on a map never mind where the other continents are
You rely on the media to teach your children Spanish and numbers, ask someone in your country who on Seasame St teaches numbers they will tell you, ask them who the Prime Minister of France is they will say “What’s a prime minister?”

You say you are at “war” you don’t know what war is, have you or anyone you know had to shelter from gunfire everyday apart from the gunfire of your own? Have you ever had bombs dropped on you everyday for years? Two bombings on your soil do not make you a target for war, those where wakeup calls to a country that is so full of it, it doesn’t care unless provoked.

Facts are that the world is laughing, the world thinks you are greedy and obnoxious arrogant and rude, you as a country are not the world power that you think you are.
You are not, as a country out for peace the most peaceful countries in the world are far from you and its their countrymen and women that run your country they make your goods they make your clothes without them your country would fail miserably.

So what if you got to the moon first, without the Parkes telescope you wouldn’t have seen it broadcasted. You do know where that is don’t you?

Monday, March 10, 2008

I have a complaint

When I buy a chocolate biscuit (cookie) I want to eat the thing not have to hit it with a sledge hammer first.
The chocolate comes off all over my fingers, the actual biscuit itself is so hard that I can't bite it, would break my teeth on it if I tried
So I've been breaking one in half just so I can fit half in my mouth then have a drink of coffee to soften the half up.
Can't dip it in the coffee all the chocolate would come off in my coffee and I'd still be left with a hard tile like biscuit
I'm waiting for the rest of the packet to go stale they might be a bit softer then
I could use them to tile the floor I spose but chocolate coming off in between my toes isn't something I want I'd rather have the chocolate in my mouth

And no I am not going to just lick the chocolate off either and give the biscuit part to the dog ..might break the dogs teeth

These are NOT the ones in that picture ... these are no name brand ones and I'm not buying them again ..think they swapped them for house bricks at the factory

Sunday, March 9, 2008

Price of fuel .. warning contains Math

Yesterday I bought 10 litres of fuel for the car, unleaded for the White Magna (its the FIL's)

Now that 10 litres of fuel cost me $15 with a 42 cent discount fuel voucher total was $14.62
or $3.95 for 3.79 litres (ONE US gallon)
Now that's still in AU money so let me convert that for you, it works out to $3.66 in US dollars or $3.66 per gallon

1 US gallon = 3.79 Litres
$1.44 AUD = $1.33618 USD

10 litres of fuel or 2.64 gallons of fuel cost me $13.95 in US money!


Now who exacly is paying more for fuel?
How many of you who live in the US pay $13 for two and a half gallons of fuel?

Don't know why you complain about the price ...your fuel prices are cheap!

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

I'm wearing a bucket

just a bucket
nothing else
its got flowers on it
you can put fish in it
or a sponge for cleaning things


Its 5am here
I need to sleep but can't
I lie in bed thinking
brain going million miles an hour
what can I do next
how can I do that
I sleep for a while then the phone rings
or the snoring wakes me
Shouldn't even be on here now
should be sleeping but I can't
too much to do
too much too think about
Old magazines
New desks
Tattoo's
Elephants and Spawn
Not looking at spoilers of Lost
Want to know who wins American Idol instead
Want to know why that judge on that show doesn't take a happy pill

Think I'll be seeing another sunrise soon
Which is good in a way
means I'm still alive

Saturday, March 1, 2008

Tattoos

I want one ..
No seriously haven't got one always wanted one.. butterfly on my ankle if you must know

Thing is though this young lad I know (extended family) just got a tattoo on his arm and you know what the first words out of my mouth were? "Is it a stick on one?" because that is exactly what it looks like it looks like one of those stick on temporary ones looks like he's licked it stuck it in his left hand and gone plonk stuck it between his elbow and shoulder
It looks wrong, totally wrong ..wrong place for one
The nephew came over this morning and he's got the same tattoo ( must have been a job lot) but his is up higher on his arm just under his shoulder his doesn't look stuck on it looks cool
The other lad his just looks bad

I had my ears pierced 3 times in each ear by the time I was 14 , always wanted more but ran out of soft part on my ear, now of course I could get one up the top through the cartilage
Its fashion all these kids with piercings and I'm like yeah so I had six piercings in 1980
Back then of course if a boy had both ears pierced he was gay "left ear only" was straight guys ..is different now of course

Anyway back to tattoos but still about piercings is it the place that makes the tattoo look cool? The Nephew has an excellent Reaper on his left shoulder blade and an Iron Cross on his arm, his tattoos look cool, the other lad well I'll swear he doesn't like girls if it was 1980 he would have both ears pierced ..if his next one is a butterfly on his ankle I'll know for sure

Are there "girls" tattoos for girly places on the body and "manly" tattoos and places for men?

Saturday, February 23, 2008

Oh no you aren't ...Feb 24th 08

You know when you ask someone if they are ok and they say "yeah fine" and you know they aren't
Well tonight here's the FIL being carted off to hospital in an ambulance and yeah he's saying "I'm fine" which of course he wasn't ..will be of course in a few days hopefully but he definitely wasn't fine
See the FIL lives with Keef the BIL, Keef of course lost his leg due to diabetic complications and the FIL had a triple bypass about 3 years ago so we had one looking after the other then the other one looking after him
Keef gets around ok now he's got his leg you know the one you can take off at night saves on socks as well, he's fine but the FIL is still stressing over him well ok more like fussing and he wont say if he's not feeling good which he wasn't so he ends up getting worse because he wont say and doesn't want to worry Keef
I know silly isn't it

Yeah right he was "fine" wasn't fine at all ... flipping should have said something
This is a family with high BP and high blood sugar levels they are all diabetics as well its not good to say "I'm fine" when you aren't that's why Keef saves on socks now, he was "fine" till he ended up on the table ..and not the kitchen table either

Friday, February 22, 2008

more power grrrr ...Feb 23rd 08

guess what we got a camera dock but .....no where to plug the thing in unless I snake a power cord across the room, 3 double power points in here ( 2 with power boards on them) and no where to plug the camera dock in typical that is
Why do most houses have the power boards on the floor? Well on the wall but may as well be on the floor flipping silly that is
When my mum built her house she got the power points put in 3 foot up the wall, except in my room electrician did my room first and mum yelled at him "Oi put em in the right place" and he goes "this one is" pointing to the one he's just put in (in my room) and she's like "you moron what's the good of that with it down there you can't get to the thing to plug anything in"
So yeah my power point was the only one in the house that was always under, behind and a flipping nuisance to get too
The ones here are like that got one in the lounge room that never gets used unless you move the chair then if I plug anything into it the dog who loves going behind the chair pulls the plugs out I go to turn the light on and nothing ...pulled out again grrrr

Oh and for those of you who don't live here our plugs have 3 pins like these


if you are interested you can click that image if you want it will take you to the site its from
AC/DC power of course ..which is where the group gots its name ... off a vacuumm cleaner

Oh another link just too go completely off topic AUTO LINKS In Your Notes & Replies
try it its fun

Thursday, February 21, 2008

yes dear...

I did wash the floor
I did do the dishes (I hate dishes too )
Did get out of my PJ's even though I am back in them now
Found some of my old pics hiding on Flickr and Photobucket, that flower is one of them
Got the printer working .. helps if its plugged in BTW
Started work on "Thunderbirds" theme
Had sardines for lunch
I did a lot today even washed my hair ...like 4 hours ago mind you and its still wet
can't go to bed with it wet either I'll get the flu or turn blue or get a wet pillow something like that anyway

and seeing as its learn about Memes at the moment you can do this too ..only don't turn blue ..something about Smurfs ?? Oh yeah what colour does a Smurf turn when you strangle it?


Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Rude

What is the definition of "rude"
is it naked offensive type rude, swearing type rude, argumentative rude?
"Shit te F8ck up moron"
"You are wrong, I'm right"

Or is it sarcastic rude
"are you sure you don't go to work on the yellow bus?"

What is "rude" ?
See sometimes I come across as rude I know I do, specially when the other person doesn't know me, I am offensive I know I am but I can't help it its the sarcasm
Thing is though I do know some people (via groups) who honestly well our budgie has a bigger brain, you deal with folks like that all day carefully explaining to them how to tie their shoes or not eat the glue you deal with people like that every day well some times the "rude" just comes out ...."here we go another show tying session...*rolls eyes* " ..you ask Dave about changing usernames, he's got a stock comment for that question, which of course can sound "rude" specially if you don't know why he answers like that.
I offend some people I know I do but I'm not sticking my finger in their face and abusing them just being myself ...still come across as rude though

What is "rude" anyway?

Monday, February 18, 2008

Idiots

I'm surrounded by idiots
"How do I install Multiply on my computer" is a good one ....the answer is you don't
No kidding some people should be wearing a hard hat and travelling on the yellow bus

The best one was the moron who posted some huge image on one of my blog entries, an image of naked women mind you, of course on their page it said "No images allowed, HTML turned off" that of course is an idiot with arrogance and was just plain old rude

A people who firmly believe that the so called war in Iraq is a war on terror are also fools themselves ..its a war about OIL about money and power and that is it! Nothing more nothing less
Arrogant idiots who think they rule the world ...which of course they don't but being idiots they don't know that
Wasters of power, fuel and the environment who think things like Seinfeld are funny, who have been brainwashed into thinking that their country was discovered in 1492 when that spanish guy sailed the ocean blue, a people who delegate their own natives to reservations yet send money to "poor" counties for so called aid, aid that comes back and bites them literally in the face in the form of guns and drugs

Yes there are idiots all around some of course are less arrogant than others , they are descended from the real "first" people, they live their lives being told that they are mean and wrong for standing up against authority and telling them to shut up . They live from the land or see the world from its real perspective not its disjointed stretched view.

Not arrogant, not rude, not loud or argumentative these are the smart people these are the intelligent ones ...the rest are just idiots